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do you know how to tell when your pasta is beyond al dente stage when cooking?

  when your italian friend starts boiling...

empty

Unlike God, poppy seed miracle never lasts forever Or as Dr. Wrinkle says "as tasty as HBO's The Leftovers"

You proved me completely wrong (from Gemini)

 

Democracy never lasts long

makovnik

Not to be confused with makhovnik 

definition of shit load of masculinity

 

Aglio e Olio++

 

sedim na "konary" a je mi dobre

this coffee was sponsored by Marriott

Thank God bar exams are over ...

sponsored by The People (one white UPS worker. thank u sir)

Pepe has new phone...

al phucking dente

 

we achieved temporary peace with Bank Of America

  or as Ross Geller says "We were on a break!!!" [I slept with US Bank]   I am in search of a new bank while Bank of America has time to think naturally - only if they want... I did give them feedback and it wasn't 'Shameika Jones is a retarded cunt. Fuck Abode' 

how stupid Microsoft employees are?

How do I say this nicely. Hm, I have a new phone number and a new email. You should try being homeless... By the way, I no longer have a phone number. Funny story... I prefer food. Phone was cheap and I received only spam.    Your ex-employee of Microsoft & Microsoft Research. Yes, I am the guy who did not go to your Bill's house twice as intern. Regrets? Fuck no. He chose Satya Nadella...  I guess he ran out of LSD to drug his employees. But that's just a guess?!? Police did not care. Me neither, hence I no longer have a house in Kirkland, WA.   

dear italians, i put parmesane and 'i cant believe its not butter' on IT

  Did I use soy sauce and honey mustard as well?   you can bet your socks ++ 

Taylor, I listened... I should be calm as phuck in 15 minutes

 

sponsored by THE PEOPLE

  In Oakland, you definitely need it... Well, at least I do It's easier to quit Microsoft Research than smoking True Story 🤣🤣🤣 

Ears - Vlny by Filip Orator

  Ears Filip Orator

yo DEA - look what I have again

  I will let you know once my neighbors start "cooking" again... Let's skip police though this time, they are mostly useless and  they only ask which apartment its coming from like I have a fucking clue...   but maybe we try FBI next time? ;) 

How Mark Zuckenberg found Sam Altman's penis

  This is a Rick roll...

I am really sorry to do this to you Google, but meet UC Berkeley

  Please do not adopt their shady practices - no email, mail nor phone call when they rejected me in past... And yes, they received 3 recommendation letters (Harvard & Stanford, Slovak Technical University and Tech Uni Dresden) - I checked... Please keep what you always did - phone call + rejection email. Even though you rejected me already 5 times (and hence I no longer want to interview with you), I always appreciated your rejection phone call and confirmation by email. Bummer I forgot my THC gummies at home, but that's on me ;). FUCK UC BERKELEY FUCK BERKELEY POLICE

back to AMD @ Best Buy

 

F2 & F12

  F2 - to disable "security" F12 - to boot from USB

back in my living room (also known as Best Buy)

 

how nice... thank u

 

italian-chinese fusion

 

let's read now

 

my fav countries i guess [some are missing fo sho]

  Damn, I am popular in New York... Bummer you guys already rejected me I mean CSHL first I miss  Jennifer Doudna talk because I go for a walk to see where I might be working  and then you reject me double bummer for me well triple as N.Y. is close by...   the room was lovely by the way much more comfortable than the one on UC Berkeley campus 🤣🤣🤣 but no sky view  ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£

I guess that's goodbye CodeBerg from me

  I was surprised Wiki says you are Germans.  Seems more like Russian communists... Freedom of speech, vole? 

well, well, well

 Seems like for larger arrays Windows + Intel is significantly faster than AMD + Linux...  Interesting    

Hmmm. Wanted to leave you nice 5 star review, but you are not yet on Google maps...

  I drove my "car" on google maps to find you... Well, see u next time. I might bring Dr. Wrinkle with me, so get ready. Thank you for the coffee. 

And this is how I fell in love with Dr. Wrinkle (no, we are not getting married again)

 Once upon a moonshine, he brings me truly wonderful gift. He hated I have coffee prints on my fav new book, so he got me a coffee pad POTOMAC...      I can't be upset on the fatherhopper for too long. I just hope he finds his own place soon. I just cleaned up and don't want him to make a mess again.

statsort for the win even on windows with intel

 

so nice to get what you expect

  std::sort is O(n log n)    statsort is mostly O(n log log n)

statsort for the win :P

 

what happened to neofetch pacman?

 

adios just another white mama's harvard boy

  Kisses to Greta My steaks are great ;) 

early dinner i guess

 

perfect! it's not on internet...

  Let's keep it that way? :)

10 guesses who dr wrinkle is... [new estimates by Grok]